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moojoo's Avatar

This one is for you!

Beer Pic!
08-28-2006 08:00 AMReport
Gentle's Avatar

Sometimes I make you in the kitchen.

Sometimes I buy you at the store.

Sometimes I drink you at a bar.

I always enjoy your company.

 

Until I wake up, hairy-tongue'd, bleary-eye'd, next to someone YOU told me I might really like.

I am beginning to seriously doubt your judgement, Beer.
08-27-2006 11:41 PMReport
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Beer makes me gag Frowning
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I'm having a get-together tomorrow, and I'd love for you to come.  Just bring....you know...yourself.
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Beer .::. Everyones Best Friend

I am the world's oldest and most popular alcoholic beverage, selling more than 133 billion litres (35 billion gallons) per year. I am produced through the fermentation of starch-based material, commonly barley, though cassava root in Africa, potato in Brazil, and agave in Mexico, among other starch sources, have been used.

I am known to come out mainly on a weekend, but in somecases people enjoy my company in the week.

Drinking me can cause you to become very friendly and talkative. I have been known to cause people to flash and to get themselves into very awkward situations.

I am everyones best friend causing even the ugliest people to become attractive.

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Beer
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